How to Fix Broken Machines, Fires, Vandals, and Geese

A practical The House Always Wins repair and defense guide covering broken slot machines, workbench repairs, vandals, fires, baseball bats, extinguishers, geese, graffiti, and co-op crisis roles.

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How to Fix Broken Machines, Fires, Vandals, and Geese

Quick Answer

If a machine breaks in The House Always Wins, take it through the workbench repair route. If vandals or fires appear, call out the emergency, stop the active threat, put out fires, then repair money-making machines and restore rating.

Version Note: Patch 1.0.1 Changed This Loop

This guide is written for the early launch route after Patch 1.0.1.

That patch changed several things that matter for repairs and emergencies:

  • Slot machines should break less often than at launch.
  • Goose and vandal spawn frequency was reduced.
  • Graffiti vandals now appear later, after the repair bench and bat path.
  • Some softlock-prone progression steps were adjusted.

Because these systems are patch-sensitive, avoid trusting old advice that says vandals or broken machines happen constantly in every run. If your casino still feels impossible to manage, update the game first.

Broken machines and vandal problems in The House Always Wins
Broken machines, vandals, fires, and geese are part of the casino crisis loop, but Patch 1.0.1 made the frequency less punishing.

The First Repair Route Starts With Jacob

Your first clear repair path comes from the Jacob task chain. The objective sends you to take a broken slot from Jacob, buy the workbench upgrade, go to the workbench, and repair the slot machine.

Use this route:

  1. Reach the Jacob broken slot task.
  2. Take the broken slot.
  3. Open the tablet upgrade menu.
  4. Buy the workbench under the maintenance path.
  5. Go to the workbench or repair area.
  6. Start the repair prompt on the broken slot.
  7. Follow the highlighted repair actions.
  8. Put the fixed machine back on the casino floor.
Broken slot task from Jacob in The House Always Wins
The Jacob task is the first clear path into machine repair.
Workbench upgrade in The House Always Wins
Buy the workbench upgrade when the repair task asks for it.

How Machine Repair Works

Do not assume every machine uses the exact same repair sequence. The safe rule is simple: start the repair prompt and follow the highlighted actions until the machine is usable again.

The first broken slot teaches the repair loop, but later machines can ask for different interactions. Some repairs may be short; others may involve more steps or different highlighted parts. If the game still shows the machine as damaged, the repair is not finished.

A reliable repair check is:

StepWhat to confirm
Start repairYou are using the workbench or correct repair area.
Follow promptsInteract only with the highlighted repair points or prompts.
Finish the sequenceContinue until the machine no longer appears broken.
Return to floorPlace the machine where customers can reach it.
Test visuallyIf it still looks broken or cannot be used, return it to the repair flow.
Repairing a broken slot machine at the workbench in The House Always Wins
The first repair teaches the workbench loop: start repair, follow the highlighted prompts, then return the machine to the floor.

Emergency Priority Table

Do not treat every problem equally. Some problems stop income immediately, while others mainly hurt cleanliness or service over time.

Use this priority table when the casino starts falling apart:

SituationPriorityWhat to do
Fire is active1Grab the extinguisher and put it out immediately.
Vandal is damaging the casino2Stop the vandal before shopping, decorating, or serving side tasks.
High-value machine is broken3Repair it before lower-value cleanup if no fire or vandal is active.
Several machines are broken4Repair the best earners first, then older or less-used machines.
Rating is falling from mess, waiting customers, empty shelves, or toilets5Fix the fastest rating drain first: clean, serve, restock, or check toilets depending on what is currently visible.
Decoration, upgrades, shopping6Do these last, after the casino is safe and functional.

Service and cleanliness can trade priority depending on the room. If a bar line is actively building while the floor is only mildly dirty, serve first. If the floor is covered in goose mess and rating is sliding, clean first.

How to Identify Vandals

The casino has weird customers, zombies, aliens, smokers, and strange-looking NPCs. Do not attack someone just because they look unusual.

A vandal is a problem because of behavior, not just appearance.

Look for these signs:

  • They actively hit or damage machines.
  • A fire appears near them.
  • Customers start reacting or scattering.
  • A machine breaks right after they interact with it.
  • The Unwelcome Guests tutorial or defense task has appeared.
  • They are not behaving like a normal shopper, gambler, lotto customer, or bar customer.

If someone is simply buying water, gambling, smoking, or walking around, wait before swinging the bat. Hitting the wrong customer wastes time and can make the casino more chaotic.

Unwelcome Guests tutorial explaining vandals and fires in The House Always Wins
The Unwelcome Guests tutorial explains the threat: vandals damage machines, start fires, and scare customers.

Get the Baseball Bat from Beat ’N’ Run

After the Unwelcome Guests route starts, the game sends you to Beat ’N’ Run for a baseball bat. This is your early anti-vandal tool.

Do not make one player chase every vandal while everyone else ignores the casino. If you are in co-op, the person who sees the vandal should call it out before responding so the rest of the team knows whether to keep working or help.

Buying a baseball bat from Beat N Run in The House Always Wins
Use Beat ’N’ Run for the baseball bat once the defense task appears.

Use the Fire Extinguisher Before Repairing

A burning machine or floor area is more urgent than a broken machine. Put the fire out first, then worry about the repair.

Use this fire response:

  1. Stop your current task.
  2. Equip or grab the fire extinguisher.
  3. Aim at the fire.
  4. Spray until the fire is fully out.
  5. Check whether a vandal is still active.
  6. Repair damaged machines.
  7. Clean or serve depending on what is hurting rating most.

Do not leave a fire burning while you shop, scan bar items, or move furniture.

Getting the fire extinguisher in The House Always Wins
Once fires enter the loop, keep the extinguisher easy to reach.

Multiple Broken Machines: What to Repair First

When several machines break, do not repair randomly. Repair decisions should protect income.

Use this order:

  1. Machines customers are actively using or trying to reach.
  2. Higher-value or newer machines.
  3. Machines placed in your main traffic area.
  4. Older machines that still get used.
  5. Cheap early machines that nobody is using.

If your old Forest Fever machines are no longer getting visitors, do not let them distract you from better machines. You can repair them later or rethink where they belong on the floor.

Multiple broken machines in The House Always Wins
When several machines break, repair the machines that protect income first.

Co-op Crisis Roles for 2–4 Players

Co-op is the easiest way to handle casino emergencies, but only if players share information. The most important rule is:

Whoever spots the emergency should call it out before responding.

That prevents three problems:

  • Everyone abandons their job for the same vandal.
  • Nobody realizes a fire has started.
  • Players leave the casino empty while rating, service, or slot money falls behind.

2-player crisis split

PlayerJob
Player 1Calls out vandals/fires, stops threats, handles extinguisher or repair.
Player 2Keeps bar, lotto, slot collection, cleaning, and rating under control.

3-player crisis split

RoleJob
DefenderCalls out and handles vandals.
Repair/fire playerUses the extinguisher and takes machines to the workbench.
Floor playerCollects money, cleans, restocks, and watches rating.

4-player crisis split

RoleJob
DefenderCarries the bat and watches for vandals.
Fire/repair playerHandles extinguisher and workbench repairs.
Service playerRuns bar and lotto so customers do not pile up.
Money/cleaning playerCollects machines, cleans goose mess, and checks rating.

Geese, Trash, and Graffiti

Geese are lower priority than fires and vandals, but they still matter. Goose mess affects cleanliness, and cleanliness is part of casino rating.

Handle them like this:

  • Kick geese out when they appear.
  • Clean goose mess after active danger is handled.
  • Do not leave piles of trash near machines.
  • Clean graffiti once fires, vandals, and broken machines are under control.
  • Recheck rating after cleanup.
Goose mess affecting casino cleanliness in The House Always Wins
Geese are lower priority than fires, but their mess can still hurt cleanliness.
Graffiti cleanup problem in The House Always Wins
Clean graffiti after the active emergency is over.

Troubleshooting Broken Repairs

If a repair seems stuck, use this checklist:

ProblemWhat to check
The broken slot will not repairMake sure you bought the workbench upgrade and are using the correct repair area.
The repair prompt does not appearConfirm the machine is actually broken, not just placed badly or blocked by another object.
The repair starts but does not finishLook for remaining highlighted prompts or unfinished repair points before leaving the workbench.
The machine still looks broken after repairRe-enter the repair interaction and check for one missed prompt.
You repaired it but cannot place itMove away from walls or other machines, toggle snapping if needed, and place it in an open space.
Repairs take much longer laterLater machines can use longer repair interactions. Prioritize high-value machines first.
Vandals keep ruining repairsStop the vandal first, then repair. Do not repair while the source of damage is still active.
Co-op players keep duplicating workAssign one repair player and one floor player so the casino does not stop running during repairs.

Quick Route Summary

If you are stuck, follow this:

  1. Reach Jacob’s broken slot task.
  2. Buy the workbench upgrade.
  3. Repair the first broken slot through the workbench prompts.
  4. Get the baseball bat from Beat ’N’ Run when the defense route appears.
  5. Get the fire extinguisher when the task asks for it.
  6. During emergencies: fire first, active vandal second, important machines third.
  7. Fix the fastest rating drain next, whether that is mess, service, shelves, or toilets.
  8. In co-op, call out the emergency before everyone changes jobs.

If repairs are under control but money feels slow, read the early money guide. If you are stuck on Jacob or selling items, use the Jacob guide. If you want to reduce cleanup pressure later, read the first employee and cleaner guide once you reach the staff path.

FAQ

How do I fix broken machines in The House Always Wins? +

Unlock the workbench route, take the broken machine to the repair area, start the repair prompt, and follow the highlighted repair actions until the machine becomes usable again.

Why do slot machines keep breaking? +

Machine breakdowns are part of the casino chaos loop. Patch 1.0.1 reduced the chance of slot machines breaking, so update the game if the frequency feels extreme.

How do I know someone is a vandal? +

Do not hit every strange customer. Look for active hostile behavior: damaging machines, starting fires, scaring customers, standing near fresh damage, or triggering the Unwelcome Guests event flow.

Where do I get the baseball bat? +

The early defense route sends you to the Beat ’N’ Run store to buy a baseball bat after the Unwelcome Guests tutorial appears.

How do I stop fires? +

Use the fire extinguisher as soon as a fire appears. Put out the fire first, then repair machines, clean damage, and return to normal service.

Do geese matter? +

Yes. Goose mess hurts cleanliness, and cleanliness is part of casino rating. Patch 1.0.1 reduced goose frequency, but you should still kick them out and clean the floor.

How should co-op players handle emergencies? +

The player who sees the emergency should call it out first. Then split roles: one player handles the threat, one repairs or extinguishes, and at least one player keeps money, service, and rating under control.

Is this guide updated for Patch 1.0.1? +

Yes. It reflects the Patch 1.0.1 balance change that reduced slot machine breakdown chance and reduced goose/vandal spawn frequency, but exact hidden percentages are not public.