Slots & Diapers Achievements Guide
A practical Slots & Diapers achievements guide for 100% completion, unlock rates, Liquid Assets, Crapto Royale, Crapto Grand, Stinking Rich, The 1%, and the ending.
Updated:
Quick Answer
To get 100% achievements in Slots & Diapers, clear the easy early goals naturally, Reboot at 50K Chips once you can buy useful RAM upgrades, then finish the harder systems in this order: machine upgrades → 500 Poop storage → gambler and floor cleanup → CraptoMachine → all perma upgrades → Stinking Rich → ending.
Slots & Diapers Achievement Overview
Slots & Diapers has 30 achievements. The first achievements unlock almost automatically while you learn the casino floor. The low-unlock achievements are the ones that need planning: Crapto Royale, Crapto Grand, Stinking Rich, The 1%, Dragon Tech, Full House, and the ending.
All 30 Achievements, Requirements, and Unlock Rates
Unlock rates change over time, so treat these as a difficulty signal rather than a permanent statistic. If an achievement is much lower than the early-game unlocks, plan it as mid-game or late-game cleanup.
| Achievement | Requirement | Approx. unlock rate | Difficulty | What to do |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The First High | Hit your first Jackpot. | 100.0% | Very easy | Spin the starter machine until the first jackpot lands. |
| Pocket Change | Earn your first 1,000 Chips. | 99.6% | Very easy | Keep collecting and upgrading Cherry Machines. |
| Biohazard Level 1 | Collect 5 Craptocurrency. | 98.6% | Very easy | Pick up early poop / Craptocurrency drops. |
| Janitorial Duty | Collect 100 Craptocurrency. | 91.5% | Easy | Keep collecting during early machine growth. |
| Back to Square One | Perform your first Reboot. | 90.5% | Easy | Reach the Reboot button and reset once you can spend RAM. |
| A New Addiction | Spin CraptoMachine for the first time. | 87.1% | Easy | Unlock CraptoMachine after Reboot, then spin once. |
| Interior Decorator | Move 10 machines using the Remodeling tool. | 83.7% | Easy | Use remodeling while organizing your floor. |
| Brand Spanking New Diapers! | Purchase your first cosmetic. | 75.8% | Easy | Buy any cosmetic once the shop is available. |
| Cherry Picker | Unlock all Cherry Machine upgrades to max. | 73.4% | Easy | Max Cherry upgrades before or during early Reboots. |
| Liquid Assets | Have 500 Poop stored at once. | 72.9% | Easy but easy to miss | Stop spending Poop / Craptocurrency until storage reaches 500. |
| Ring That Bell! | Unlock all Bell Machine upgrades to max. | 71.7% | Easy | Let gamblers work Bell Machines, then max the upgrade row. |
| One More Spin.. | Play for 2 hours straight in one session. | 70.2% | Easy | Leave the game running during a long progression push. |
| Crapto Millionaire | Earn 1M Chips from CraptoMachine. | 68.7% | Easy-mid | Spin CraptoMachine after it starts paying meaningful Chips. |
| Brown Diamonds | Unlock all Diamond Machine upgrades to max. | 68.1% | Mid | Push Diamond upgrades after early Reboot power improves income. |
| R.A.M. Management | Unlock 10 permanent upgrades. | 68.0% | Mid | Spend RAM on useful early nodes across several Reboots. |
| Industrial Revolution | Buy your First Digital Machine! | 63.2% | Mid | Unlock the Digital Age path and buy the first digital machine. |
| Clover Party | Unlock all Clover Machine upgrades to max. | 57.1% | Mid | Max Clover once digital / mid-game scaling is stable. |
| Why? | Wake up sleeping gamblers 250 times. | 51.9% | Mid | Wake gamblers manually until it unlocks; do not remove sleep too early. |
| Craptastic | Unlock all CraptoMachine lines. | 48.6% | Mid | Buy line upgrades such as Crapto X5 and keep improving CraptoMachine. |
| Fixed Dice | Unlock all Dice Machine upgrades to max. | 43.5% | Mid-late | Max Dice after your economy handles higher upgrade costs. |
| The 1% | Have all Perma Upgrades unlocked. | 37.3% | Late | Finish the full perma skill tree with a strong RAM engine. |
| Pension Plan | Play for a total of 5 hours across all sessions. | 36.8% | Time-based | This should happen naturally during 100% completion. |
| The Truth is Out There | Reach an ending. | 35.1% | Late | Trigger the all-in ending route after major cleanup. |
| The Pointer | Unlock all Cursor upgrades to max. | 34.3% | Late cleanup | Max Sticky Fingers, Wider Cursor, Hover To Spin, and later cursor upgrades. |
| Full House | Fill every available machine slot on a casino floor. | 31.2% | Late cleanup | Buy enough machines to fill every available floor slot. |
| Auto-Rollers | Unlock all Gambler upgrades to max. | 30.7% | Late cleanup | Keep upgrading gamblers until all gambler upgrades are maxed. |
| Crapto Grand | Hit your first 15X match Jackpot on CraptoMachine. | 30.4% | RNG late | Improve lines and slot count, then grind for a 15X match. |
| Dragon Tech | Unlock all Dragon Machine upgrades to max. | 28.1% | Late | Max Dragon upgrades after your economy is strong enough. |
| Crapto Royale | Spend 100,000 Craptocurrency spinning the CraptoMachine. | 23.4% | Late grind | Build Craptocurrency income, then spend consistently. |
| Stinking Rich | Earn 100B Chips. | 14.2% | Late scaling | Finish after high-tier machines, RAM, and perma upgrades are strong. |
100% Completion Route
Use this route if you want a clean 100% run without wasting time on late RNG too early.
| Step | Goal | Key achievements |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Start the casino and collect basic resources | The First High, Pocket Change, Biohazard Level 1, Janitorial Duty |
| 2 | Reach the first Reboot at 50K Chips | Back to Square One |
| 3 | Unlock and test CraptoMachine | A New Addiction |
| 4 | Build early machine and RAM power | Cherry Picker, Ring That Bell!, Brown Diamonds, R.A.M. Management |
| 5 | Handle easy side goals | Interior Decorator, Brand Spanking New Diapers!, Liquid Assets |
| 6 | Enter digital and mid-game machines | Industrial Revolution, Clover Party, Fixed Dice |
| 7 | Clean up automation and floor goals | Why?, The Pointer, Auto-Rollers, Full House |
| 8 | Push CraptoMachine goals | Crapto Millionaire, Craptastic, Crapto Grand, Crapto Royale |
| 9 | Finish permanent progression | The 1% |
| 10 | Finish huge Chips and ending | Stinking Rich, The Truth is Out There |
First Reboot and RAM Achievements
The Reboot button appears at 50K Chips, but the button is only the entry point. The better rule is: Reboot when you can buy at least one RAM upgrade that makes the next run faster.
| Achievement | Exact goal | What to do |
|---|---|---|
| Back to Square One | Perform your first Reboot | Reboot after reaching 50K Chips and having useful RAM to spend. |
| R.A.M. Management | Unlock 10 permanent upgrades | Buy practical low-cost nodes across several Reboots. |
| The 1% | Unlock every perma upgrade | Save this for late game after RAM generation is strong. |
A good first Reboot usually buys a simple 1 RAM or 2 RAM upgrade that speeds the next run. Good early examples include Rebirth, Cherry Legend I, Addicted I, Adrenaline, Crapto X5, or Blueprints: Cherry if your Cherry upgrades are worth keeping.
Open the Slots & Diapers Reboot & RAM Guide →
Liquid Assets: How to Store 500 Poop
Liquid Assets is one of the easiest achievements to miss because normal play teaches you to spend the resource on boosts or CraptoMachine. The requirement is different: you need 500 Poop stored at once.
Use this simple plan:
| Step | What to do | Why |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stop spending Poop / Craptocurrency | Spending keeps the stored amount below the requirement. |
| 2 | Keep gamblers active | More active gamblers means more resource generation. |
| 3 | Avoid active boosts while waiting | Boosts can drain the resource before it reaches 500 stored. |
| 4 | Watch the stored amount | The achievement checks stored Poop, not lifetime Poop collected. |
| 5 | Wait until it reaches 500 | Keep it above 500 briefly if the unlock is delayed. |
Machine Upgrade Achievements
Machine achievements require maxing the upgrade row for each machine type. Do not only buy the newest machine; older machine upgrades still matter for 100%.
| Achievement | Exact goal | Route tip |
|---|---|---|
| Cherry Picker | Max all Cherry Machine upgrades | Do this early, then preserve Cherry upgrades with Blueprints: Cherry if possible. |
| Ring That Bell! | Max all Bell Machine upgrades | Upgrade gambler support so Bell Machines are actually worked. |
| Brown Diamonds | Max all Diamond Machine upgrades | Push after early Reboot upgrades improve income. |
| Industrial Revolution | Buy your first Digital Machine | Follow the Digital Age path after the base machine tiers are stable. |
| Clover Party | Max all Clover Machine upgrades | Treat as mid-game cleanup. |
| Fixed Dice | Max all Dice Machine upgrades | Do this after your economy handles high upgrade costs. |
| Dragon Tech | Max all Dragon Machine upgrades | Save for late-game machine cleanup. |
Cursor, Gambler, and Floor Achievements
These achievements are not hard, but they are easy to forget while chasing bigger numbers.
| Achievement | Exact goal | Practical answer |
|---|---|---|
| Interior Decorator | Move 10 machines with Remodeling | Reposition machines while organizing the floor; do not wait until the end. |
| The Pointer | Max all Cursor upgrades | Max Sticky Fingers, Wider Cursor, Hover To Spin, and later cursor upgrades. |
| Auto-Rollers | Max all Gambler upgrades | Upgrade gamblers so they can handle higher machine tiers and better chip values. |
| Why? | Wake sleeping gamblers 250 times | Wake gamblers manually; do not eliminate all sleep downtime before this is done. |
| Full House | Fill every available machine slot | Buy enough machines to occupy every available slot, not just the best machine type. |
CraptoMachine Achievements
CraptoMachine achievements are the most important part of this guide because several of them sound similar but require different plans.
| Achievement | Exact goal | What it really means |
|---|---|---|
| A New Addiction | Spin CraptoMachine once | Unlock the machine after Reboot and do one spin. |
| Crapto Millionaire | Earn 1M Chips from CraptoMachine | Spin over time after the machine starts paying better rewards. |
| Craptastic | Unlock all CraptoMachine lines | Prioritize line upgrades such as Crapto X5. |
| Crapto Grand | Hit your first 15X match Jackpot | RNG-heavy 15X match target on CraptoMachine. |
| Crapto Royale | Spend 100,000 Craptocurrency spinning CraptoMachine | Total-spend grind; keep spinning until you spend enough. |
Open the Slots & Diapers CraptoMachine Guide →
Crapto Grand: What 15X Means
Crapto Grand asks for your first 15X match Jackpot on CraptoMachine. The important part is the X15 row on the CraptoMachine paytable. You are trying to land a top-tier match, not just any normal payout.
There is no safe public number for the exact probability, so do not trust fake odds. What you can control is attempt quality.
| Upgrade / setup | Why it helps |
|---|---|
| Crapto X5 | Unlocks the middle line and extends slot count to 5. |
| More CraptoMachine lines | Gives more evaluated lines for matching. |
| More Craptocurrency income | Gives more attempts without stopping your main progression. |
| Late-game economy | Lets you grind attempts without slowing every other achievement. |
Crapto Royale: 100,000 Craptocurrency Spent
Crapto Royale is not the same as Crapto Grand. Crapto Royale requires spending 100,000 Craptocurrency on CraptoMachine spins.
Use your current Spin button cost to estimate the grind:
| Current Spin button cost | Spins needed for 100,000 spent |
|---|---|
| 1 Craptocurrency | 100,000 spins |
| 2 Craptocurrency | 50,000 spins |
| 5 Craptocurrency | 20,000 spins |
| 10 Craptocurrency | 10,000 spins |
| 100 Craptocurrency | 1,000 spins |
If your current button shows a higher multiplier or different cost, divide 100,000 by your current Spin button cost. For example, a 10-cost spin means roughly 10,000 spins worth of spending.
The 1%: All Perma Upgrades
The 1% requires every perma upgrade unlocked. This is a RAM and Reboot achievement, not a single-run achievement.
A clean route looks like this:
- Buy cheap early power nodes that speed up every run.
- Prioritize RAM value and machine preservation.
- Use repeated Reboots instead of forcing dead runs.
- Finish higher-cost comfort and specialist nodes later.
- Do not leave hidden branches unchecked.
Open the Slots & Diapers Best Perma Skills Guide →
Stinking Rich: 100B Chips
Stinking Rich currently requires 100B Chips. If your game shows 1T Chips, follow your in-game version, but the current listed requirement is 100B.
| If your Stinking Rich requirement says… | What to do |
|---|---|
| 100B Chips | Follow the current listed requirement and push late-game Chip scaling to 100B. |
| 1T Chips | Follow your in-game list. Your version or source is using a higher requirement. |
| You are nowhere close | Stop chasing it directly and improve machine, RAM, gambler, and perma upgrade scaling first. |
| You are close and climbing fast | Stay on the run long enough to finish it before the ending. |
Good signs you are ready to chase Stinking Rich:
- late machine scaling is online
- your perma skill tree is mostly solved
- Reboot recovery is fast
- gamblers and cursor upgrades are not slowing the floor
- you are already working on final cleanup
Playtime Achievements
There are two playtime achievements:
| Achievement | Exact goal | Best way to handle it |
|---|---|---|
| One More Spin.. | 2 hours straight in a single session | Do this during a long active push. |
| Pension Plan | 5 hours total across all sessions | Let it happen naturally during 100% completion. |
If One More Spin unlocks early or behaves oddly, keep playing normally. The 5-hour achievement should be natural if you are doing full completion.
The Truth is Out There: Ending Achievement
The Truth is Out There unlocks when you reach an ending. In the confirmed route, the ending is triggered by the late-game all-in special slot machine.
Short route:
- Push late-game progression until the all-in special slot machine appears.
- Check remaining achievements first.
- Make sure you are ready to trigger the ending.
- Go all in.
- Reach the ending and unlock The Truth is Out There.
Open the Slots & Diapers Endings Guide →
Final Cleanup Checklist
Use this near the end instead of rereading the full article.
| Check | Done? |
|---|---|
| First Jackpot and 1,000 Chips unlocked | |
| 5 and 100 Craptocurrency collected | |
| 500 Poop stored at once | |
| First Reboot completed | |
| 10 permanent upgrades unlocked | |
| First Digital Machine bought | |
| All machine upgrade achievements completed | |
| All cursor upgrades maxed | |
| All gambler upgrades maxed | |
| 250 sleeping gamblers woken up | |
| 10 machines moved with Remodeling | |
| Every available floor slot filled | |
| CraptoMachine spun once | |
| 1M Chips earned from CraptoMachine | |
| All CraptoMachine lines unlocked | |
| Crapto Grand completed | |
| 100,000 Craptocurrency spent for Crapto Royale | |
| All perma upgrades unlocked | |
| 100B Chips earned for Stinking Rich | |
| Ending reached | |
| 2-hour session and 5-hour total playtime completed |
FAQ
How many achievements are in Slots & Diapers? +
Slots & Diapers has 30 achievements covering early Chips, Craptocurrency, Poop storage, Reboot, RAM, permanent upgrades, machines, gamblers, CraptoMachine, playtime, huge Chip scaling, and the ending.
What is the hardest achievement in Slots & Diapers? +
The hardest achievements are usually Stinking Rich, Crapto Royale, Dragon Tech, Crapto Grand, The 1%, Full House, and late machine or perma-upgrade cleanup.
How do you unlock Liquid Assets? +
Liquid Assets requires 500 Poop stored at once. Stop spending the resource for a short period, let gamblers generate Poop, and wait until the stored amount reaches 500.
How do you unlock Crapto Royale? +
Crapto Royale requires spending 100,000 Craptocurrency spinning the CraptoMachine. Build Craptocurrency income first, then keep spinning until your total spending reaches the requirement.
How do you unlock Crapto Grand? +
Crapto Grand requires your first 15X match Jackpot on CraptoMachine. This is a late RNG-heavy goal, so improve CraptoMachine lines, slot count, and Craptocurrency income before grinding it.
How do you unlock Stinking Rich? +
Current achievement text shows Stinking Rich as Earn 100B Chips. If your in-game achievement list shows 1T Chips, follow the number shown in your version.
How do you unlock The 1%? +
The 1% requires every Perma Upgrade unlocked. Build a strong RAM and Reboot engine first, then finish the remaining perma skill tree.
How do you unlock The Truth is Out There? +
The Truth is Out There unlocks when you reach the ending. In the confirmed route, this happens after using the late-game all-in special slot machine.
Does game mode matter for achievements? +
Achievements do not appear to require a specific mode. Classic is a clean baseline, but faster modes can reduce grind if you only care about completion.
Should I chase achievements from the start? +
No. Take the easy early achievements naturally, build your Reboot and RAM engine, then clean up machine, CraptoMachine, perma upgrade, huge Chip, and ending achievements later.